1. Does it count for the Mile High Club if you get laid in Denver?

2. What if teams just stopped dealing with Scott Boras? Stopped taking his calls. Deleted all his texts. Blocked him on Gchat. What if they just said, "Where done with you"? Won’t he lose some clients? Might he just leave us all alone? (Counting that as one question)

3. Is it possible that Hilton Armstrong is the product of a torrid love affair between his mother and a giraffe? 

4. What Would Jesus Guy Do?

5. Is Dr. Emmett Brown the biggest hypocrit in cinematic history?

6. Why (still!) won’t anyone talk about Scott Foster?

7. Does anyone want, like, 100 Gregg Jefferies Future Star cards?

8. Did Jenny find out she had AIDS before, or after roping Forrest into unprotected sex?

9. Did you know that over the last four seasons, the Sox have won as many Gold Gloves (three) and they did in the 20 seasons prior? (Burks, Dewey and Tony Pena were the three over that time)

10. Does anything kill the mood more than the moment when either "Highway Blues" or "Symphony No. 9" pops up on your iPod shuffle?