How well do fellow bullpen mates Javier Lopez, Justin Masterson, and David Pauley know their closer?

The only real way to tell was to play our version of "The Newlywed Game" on Comcast SportsNet.

Your game-show host, Gary Tanguay (honestly, is there a better choice out there?) asked our panel several personal questions about the man, the myth, Cinco Ocho.

We have seen him dress like a woman and pretend he is Patrick Swayze, now it’s time to find out his dog’s name, his favorite beverage, and his last real job.