WHAT DO YOU PUT IN YOUR POST SHOW SALAD?

It’s iceberg lettuce! No other lettuce need apply. Cukes, carrots all of which is wrapped in paper towel to promote dry, crispy texture. Croutons, bacon bits and goat cheese. I have two seperate bowls going. I bring in tupperware and I have cutlery and bowls for the salad transfer. Newman’s Own Parmesan Dressing in the only dressing to be used. The materials are brought in one of Sarah’s foo foo expensive Newbury Street shopping bags.

WHAT IS THE BEST ADJECTIVE AN E-MAILER HAS USED TO DESCRIBE YOU?

They all ask how does The Wood put up with me.

WHEN  YOU DIE  AND IF YOU COULD COME BACK AS ANY ATHLETE YOU HAVE COVERED WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?

Lonnie Paxton. Veteran minimum for a player like is around $800,000. He plays 8 plays a game and he gets as many girls as anyone on the team. What is not to like?

WHY DO YOU LEAVE THE TOP BUTTON OF YOUR SHIRT OPEN?

It is a huge problem in the men’s fashion world. The top button goes to high. But, when you leave it unbuttoned it is too low, I agree. The issue is there is no happy medium. So you see my man cheese.

WHAT IS THE HISTORY BEHIND YOUR 1982 NIKE SILVER PULLOVER?

I am so out of touch that when I walk into the Nike store a few months ago, which I had never walked into. I saw it and thought I would get with the progam. It turns out it was a throw back. I could not be happier with the purchase, it is a big hit. People cannot stop talking about that or my chest hair.

See what I am working with people.